“I know it now … that I am here to love her. I love her I love her I love her and she doesn’t even have to tell me she loves me back. That’s how much I love her.”
“There there. Just breathe. I wish you would stop obsessing about everything. This week it is Selena Gomez and last week it was Leela from Futurama. You really need to integrate your everyday thoughts and feelings separately from your fantasy life otherwise people are going to ostracize you.”
“I love ostriches so much.”
“Listen. Stop browsing 23andMe data. Just because the “C” allele at rs25532 increases the transcriptional efficiency of the serotonin transporter does not mean that being an LPR “long/long”, rs25532 “C/C” gives you a license to act obsessively. I mean, you’re a TIGER! You don’t even have those alleles.”
“She’s just so beautiful. I want to scratch your eyes out.”
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